I am pretty sure making pretzels was one of the best ideas that I had all week. Making them into the shape of hearts, that WAS the best idea I had all week. Take note. Making anything into the shape of a heart is always the best idea.
So why pretzels? Well why not. I make so much bread in this house that I felt like making a little something different. I was thinking bagels, but I didn't really want to have dough in the fridge for a day and plus I wanted to do something then and there and have it be done. Like pretzels. From start to finish they takes less then 2 hours. And you get to twist the dough and boil it and it is just fun. Like I could totally see making pretzels with a few littles or maybe a friend or a “friend”. A pretzel making date. Now that is a good idea. Oh me, I am so full of all those good ideas. HAHA!
These pretzels are of the soft variety. And to make them pretzels, and not just bread, the kneaded dough gets shaped and then boiled in a baking soda bath (not lye…don’t have any lying around). Then they are sprinkled in course salt and baked til a deep golden brown. They come out soft and chewy just like a good soft pretzel should be. Then they need to be eaten right away, slightly warm, because that is how you are suppose to eat them.
And so the pretzels were made. The mr came home right after I pulled these puppies out of the oven and went for a walk to get some fresh air. When I got home I found him salivating over a plate, waiting for his cue to eat. The cue was given (once I put the camera away) and eat one he did. And then another. And another. Because really, what the hell, I made him heart shaped pretzels. He loved them so much that I just let him eat as many as he wanted. He was happy, I was happy, there where hearts. No complaints. Even when I told him he was having pretzels for all meals until they were gone. He just smiled he pretzel filled mouth at that.
To the pretzels!
The stuff. Flour, salt, course salt, brown sugar, yeast, water, and some baking soda.
The yeast, brown sugar and warm water go into a big bowl to activate. Once it starts to bubble, dump in the flour and salt and mix until a shaggy dough forms.
Dump dough onto a floured surface and knead for about 5 minutes.
Kneaded all nice to soft and supple.
Place the kneaded dough into a clean bowl and cover. Let sit for about an hour or until it doubles in size.
Once doubled, dump dough onto a lightly floured counter and cut into 12 equal pieces.
Now to shape. Roll each piece into a long rope, 16-20 inches long if you can. Fold the ends together and twist then fold twisted ends down back into itself.
Pinch the end into a point and there you go. A heart! ♥️
And then do it to all the dough.
Water and baking soda bath boiling away.
Grab the hearts and place a few at a time, gently, into the water for about 45 seconds then pull them out with a slotted spatula.
Onto a baking sheet either lined with parchment or a splat mat.
And don’t forget to sprinkle them all with course kosher salt.
Into the oven they go.
About 18-20 minutes later… PRETZELS
Get them onto a cooling rack to cool just enough.
And then you just eat them because what else are you suppose to do.
And yes, grab the mustard because duh.
Heart ShapeD Soft Pretzels
makes 12 pretzels
For the dough
3 1/2 - 4 cups all pupse flour
2 teaspoons yeast
1 heavy tablespoon brown sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups warm water
2 tablespoons course kosher salt (for topping)
For water bath
7 cups water
2 tablespoons baking soda
Start by placing yeast, brown sugar, and warm water into a big bowl and mix. Let sit for a few minutes to activate yeast. Once active, dump in the lesser amount of flour and salt. Mix until a shaggy dough forms. If the dough seems super wet, add in a little more flour. Dump dough onto a floured surface and knead until soft and elastic for about 5 minutes, adding in a little more flour as needed to keep it from getting too sticky. Once dough had been kneaded, place into a clean bowl, cover, and let sit in a warm place for about an hour or until the dough doubles in size.
Once dough has doubled, preheat oven to 450. Also get the water bath ready by placing the water into big pot and placing on heat.
Back to dough. Dump the dough onto a lighty floured surface and cut into 12 equal sized pieces. Then shape each piece by rolling the dough into a rope between 16 to 20 inches long then twisting the two ends together a few times. Fold the ends over to the middle of the dough and pinch the end into a heart. (check images above if that doesn’t make sense) Once all the dough has been shaped, its time to boil. When the water is at a rolling boil, dump in the baking soda and mix around. Place 2-3 pretzels gently into the water at a time and boil for about 45 seconds. Remove from water with a splatted spoon or spatula and place on a parchment or lightly oiled baking sheet. Repeat until all dough is boiled. Make sure when you place the pretzels onto the baking sheet you give them room so they are not touching. If you need to, use 2 baking sheets. And now before the placing them into the oven, sprinkle them with the course salt.
Now into the hot oven they go, for about 18-20 minutes or until they turn a deep golden brown.
Once baked, pull from oven, place on a wire rack to cool a bit, then eat them. Dipped in mustard or any other dipping situation you find appropriate.
Left overs, should there be any, should be stored individually either wrapped or in a bag at room temp for a few days. OR better yet, just freeze them. And when you want to eat one, just warm it up again in the oven.