Roasted Roots Snack Plate

Did I make a roasted roots charcuterie of sorts? Yeah maybe I did, but I don’t know about calling it a charcuterie. I like to think of it more as a snack plate. And I say snack plate only because I placed everything on a plater which is, in fact, a very large plate. I could have showed you how I usually eat this, directly off a baking sheet, but that wouldn’t be as fun. And a snack plate looks a heck of a lot nicer when/if you want to share. Think of it. All your people around, snacking away in some dank ass roasted veggie. (No I did not share or even intend to share any. This was my lunch thank you very much.) Well not exactly something to day dream about but your people, if choosing to share, will really enjoy themselves while eating. Plus it works for any occasion where there are like people withl food allergies and easy to make all the people with all the different diets happy. Everyone can eat it. And it is really pretty. That counts as another plus.

This snack plate. Well it is basic. Just a bunch of the most delicious roots roasted up and served with dips. It is so simple and can be made with pretty much any veggies you like and then served with whatever dips you want. It is a choose your own adventure snack plate. You can even get fancy with it and serve it with nuts and olives and maybe some fruit or whatever but it is not necessary. And also I a want to make it clear, just because I called it a snack plate does not mean it needs to be a snack or that you have to share (see previous paragraph.) Eat is all to your face. I applaud you.

Now to the roasted roots!

The stuff. A bulb of celeriac, a big watermelon radish, a couple carrots and ac couple of beets. A big parsnip, some beets, vinegar and water, and salt and pepper.

Wash all the roots then cut them up. IF you want to peel go for it, but I don’t because I prefer not to.

Anyway, cut them all into wedges, shtik and or rounds. A variety of shapes is nice, just make sure that they are all roughly the same thickness.

Arrange all the cut roots on a baking sheet, trying not to overlap much. Sprinkle with water and vinegar then toss on a good pinch of salt and pepper.

Place in hot oven and roast.

40 fish minutes later, all tender and ready.

Place all your roasted roots on a large plate or plater, grab some dips of your choice (Mustard, hummus, and guacamole are excellent choices) and eat away. Or wait and serve whenever cause these snack situation is delicious eaten at any temperature.

-c

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Roasted Roots Snack Plate

Note. The following is more of a suggestion then a recipe. Use as many roots as you like or stick with a just one or two.

• a bulb of celeriac

• 2 carrots

• a large watermelon radish

• 2 parsnips

• 2 medium turnips

• 2 medium beets

• a couple teaspoons white vinegar and water

• salt and pepper

• Hummus, mustard, guacamole.. anything you like to dip veggies in. (optional)

Preheat oven to 425.

Prepare roots. Wash and cut them all into sticks, rounds, and or wedges, just make sure they are roughly the same thickness. Once all cut, place them on a baking sheet, trying not to overlap much, and sprinkle with a little water and a few teaspoons of vinegar (you can use a spray bottle or just flick the the water and vinegar with your fingers) Sprinkle with a good pinch of salt and black pepper.

Place in oven and bake for about 40 minutes or until all veggies are tender.

Remove from oven and let cool enough to handle them arrange on a large plate or plater along with at least one, if not many dips that you like.

Serve hot. Or warm. Room temperature is good or you can pre roasted refrigerate, then serve cold. Whatever temperature it’s fantastic!

Sunflower Seed Hummus

Whatever you do, do not turn on your oven this weekend! But I guess if you have air conditioning and don't mind cranking it... well then go for it. And can I come stay with you?

But for the rest of us doing this weekend without the old A.C., we need to feed ourselves, feed ourselves without any fire because 100 degrees is no joke and any added heat from anything will likey tip us over the edge. I am already so close to that edge and it's a long way down..(Just ask the mr, he could tell you a thing or two about heat and me.. not good)

Enter hummus and veggies.

You can't really go wrong with a good hummus and veggies meal situation and sometimes it's all that can be right. I for one could eat bowls and bowls of hummus, and sometime do, so this is not a stretch for me. Especially this hummus. I knew I would like it, but man, was (was because I ate it all) it freaking delicious. The sunflower seeds really did it for me, gave it a little something extra, like a freshness that is still creamy and earthy, but is not quite, I don't know, dark as tahini?  It's kind of hard to explain without having you taste it (so make it and you tell me)  Don't get me wrong, I love tahini, but sometimes you just  got to mix it up. (Plus sunflowers seeds are dirt cheap. Tahini is not nearly as cheap so bonus there too.)  Maybe its because the sunflower seeds bring the sunshine to your mouth. A sun filled mouth of pureed seeds and beans.  Yup, that's what it is.

So here ya go, a no heat meal (or snack or spread). We got this.

The stuff.  Cooked chickpeas (no need to cook your own, canned is a okay), sunflower seeds, a lemon, a few cloves of garlic, salt, pepper, a little water, and some herby green like parsley or cilantro. 

Hummus is pretty basic, it's just stuff blended up, but because we are starting with raw sunflower seeds, we need to really bend the shit out of them until they turn into a paste, so do that, which is going to a take about 8-10 minutes. Then once its pasty, add in the garlic and the juice of the lemon and blend until its all smooth.

Could almost stop here at this point. Sunflower seed goodness all emulsified. Taste it, it is so good.

Now add in the chickpeas and a pinch of salt and pepper.

Blended until smooth with a little drizzle of water to give just the right consistency.  And that's it.

Pile a bowl full enough that you can call it dinner them top with a good amount of fresh herbs. Serve with chopped up fresh veggies or whatever you like and we are good to go.

Creamy, dreamy sunflower hummus, no heat required! 

Stay not melted!

-C

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Sunflower Seed Hummus 

Makes about 2 3/4 cups

• 2 1/2 cups cooked chickpeas (or one can) drained
• 3/4 cup raw (can use toasted)unshelled sunflower seeds
• l juicy lemon
• 2-3 cloves garlic
• 1-2 tablespoons ice water
• salt and pepper
• handful fresh herbs like parsley,cilantro and or dill (optional) 

Place the sunflower seeds in food processor and turn on until seeds turn into a paste, which will take about 8-10 minutes. After every few minutes, scrap the sides down to make sure it all gets blended. Once the seeds reach paste consistency, add in the juice of the lemon and the garlic. Blend until smooth. Last off, add in the chickpeas and a pinch or salt and pepper and blend until smooth, adding  in a tablespoon or two of water to get the hummus to the consistency of your liking. Once blended taste and check for seasoning (add more salt and or pepper if needed) 

When the hummus is done, scrape into bowl(s), and top with lots of fresh herbs and a sprinkle more of sunflower seeds. Now eat it. Eat with veggies, with bread, with pretzels, or with a spoon (or finger). Do what you need to do.

 Any left over, if there is any, can be store in the fridge for 2-3 days.