Sweet Potato Hand Pies

What, you did’t skip an afternoon of life to stay home avoiding all the things that need to be done to watch the snow gently fall with the twinkle lights on, Sufjan Stevens Christmas playing and make little hand pies? Well shit, maybe that is exactly what you should do because I got to tell you, it was probably one of the best afternoons I have had in a while.

And don’t get at me about the Christmas music. Sufjan Stevens Christmas is one of the things I look forward to the most about this time of year. If you know, you know. If you don’t know, then stop what you are doing and go listen to it. Trust.

These little hand held pies are perfect for the upcoming holiday season, but anytime really. Crispy flaky pie crust filled with spiced sweet potato the is creamy and custard like then topped with a nice chocolate drizzle. All packed nicely into a square that you can eat without plate or fork plus they pack up so nicely (they make great gifts) and are just really freaking amazing. I made a batch and basically the mr and Barb fought over who was going to eat them all because they were just that good. And the mr isn’t even a sweet potato fan. (When will he realize he likes all food?)

Anyway, Take a couple hours and listen to Sufjan Stevens, watch it snow (if you can get it to do that), and make these hand pie, It will make you happy.

Now to the hand pies!

The stuff. For the dough you need flour, salt, brown sugar, ice water, and a stick of frozen vegan butter. (I use country crock vegan butter and it is AMAZING for pie crust). For filling it is baked sweet potatoes, cinnamon, ground ginger and nutmeg, and maple syrup. Also need chocolate chips and a little coconut oil for a nice chocolate drizzle.

Make dough. Whisk together the dry and grate the butter into it. Toss around with a fork and drizzle in ice water, a tablespoon at a time, until dough looks a little shaggy but can kind of smoosh together into a dough. Dump the dough out onto a piece of plastic wrap and gather together into a tight disk. Wrap completely and place into fridge to rest for about an hour. Also can be made a day or two in advance.

Filling. Just scoop baked sweet potatoes into a bowl, add in the spices and maple, and blend (use a hand blender or normal blender) until mixed and smooth. You could actually just mix it with a fork too if you want, just won’t be as smooth.

Once dough has chilled, place on a lightly flour surface and roll into a large rectangle roughly 12x14 inches.

Cut down the center then each side into 4 rectangle pieces.

Scoop filling onto each piece, fold in half and crimp the edges closed with a fork. Poke the tops so they don’t explode, and place on a baking sheet. Once they are all filled and on the beige sheet, pop them into the fridge for about 15 minutes and preheat oven to 350.

Once oven is hot, into the oven they go. Bake for about and hour, give or take a minute or 5.

Now would you look at that. Golden brown and damn near perfection. Get them off baking sheet and onto a metal rack to cool.

While they are cooling, make up a little chocolate drizzle situation. Chocolate chips and coconut oil. Just pop into microwave (or do it on a stove) for 30 second increments until mostly melted. Stir around until smooth and drizzle able.

Then drizzle, all over. Make it nice!

That is it. You now have hand pies and you now eat one.

Happy Holidays!

-C

---

Sweet Potato Hand Pies

makes 8 hand pies

• 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1/3-1/2 cup ice water

• 1 stick or 8 tablespoons vegan butter, FROZEN (country crock vegan butter works amazing, but so does earth balance)

• 1 tablespoon brown sugar

• 1 1/2 cups sweet potato puree (Around 2 large baked sweet potatoes)

• 1 tablespoon maple syrup

• 1 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

• 1/2 teaspoon ginger

• pinch of nutmeg

• 1/3 cup chocolate chip

• 1 teaspoon coconut oil

Start by making dough. Whisk together the flour, brown sugar, and salt. Take the frown stick of butter and grate it into bowl. (Frozen grates so much better). Mix gently with a fork while drizzling in ice water until the dough starts to look shaggy. Grab a clump and smoosh it together. If it completely crumbles, add a little more water until it can smoosh into a dough. Dump it out onto a piece of plastic warp and pulling up the sides, gather it into a tight disk. IF it is still really crumbly, toss in another tablespoon of water. Wrap the dogs tightly and smoosh it into a rectangle and then place in fridge for about an hour. Can also be made a few days in advance.

For filling. Blend together sweet potato puree, the spices, and the maple syrup until smooth.

To assemble. Roll out chilled pie dough into a rectangle around 12x14 inches. Cut the half the long way down then cut each side into 4 equal sized rectangles. Take the filling and place about 2 tablespoons onto the end, leaving a little lip, of each rectangle. Fold in half and with a fork, feel the edges. Poke the tops with fork. Place the assembled pies on a baking sheet and pop the sheet into the fridge for 15ish minutes.

Preheat oven to 350.

After the fridge and when the oven is hot, pop the pie into the oven. Bake for about 60 minutes or until the crusts are golden brown and bottoms are a nice dark(not burnt) brown.

Remove from oven and place pies on wire rack to cool.

For chocolate drizzle just place the chocolate chips into a microwave safe bowl with the coconut oil. Heat for about a minutes or so until the chips start to melt and then mix together until it is smooth and drizzlable. Now drizzle the chocolate all over cooling pies.

And that is it. You can let the pies cool completely and the chocolate will set so it won’t smear, but you can also jus start eating them.

Pies are good for 4-5 days left on counter but really, they will not last that long.

• 350 for 60 minutes

Chocolate filled Vanilla Sugar Sandwich Cookies

As of right now, these are by far the best cookies I have ever made. Look at them. They are SO CUTE!. Worth all the effort, seeing that I do not own a ghost cookie cutter (although I think my version of ghosts are pretty fantastic) and had to hand cut out each cookie with a knife and a ghost cutout I made a few weeks back. They make me happy just looking at them. That right there is saying something. And I don’t know about you and where you are, but it is getting pretty freaking cold out and I refuse to turn the heat on for a few more weeks so I do what I need to do to stay warm. If that means turning on the oven to bake cookies, then so be it. I have a feeling I am going to be making a few more batches of cookies before the months over. HA! (For reals though.)

These cookies are more or less a traditional sugar cookie with a chocolate ganache type filling, both with a hint of coconut flavor from the use of coconut oil. Something about the whole combination; the cookie, the coconutieness, and the chocolate that really had everyone (I gave them out a Barbs birthday party) praise my amazingness. I guess they are pretty freaking delicious.

Cute and delicious. Best kind of cookie!

And quick note. Yes these are ghosts but think of all the fun shaped sandwich cookies you could make. I am thinking moose shaped cookies next or maybe Christmas trees… Oh the possibilities!

Now, to the cookies!

The stuff. White sugar, coconut oil, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, almond milk, cocoa powder, and powdered sugar. For cookies and filling.

To make cookie dough. Beat toghetet the coconut oil with sugar and vanilla until smooth and fluffy. Add in all the dry ingredients and the almond milk and mix until a dough forms.

Wrap dough in plastic and squish tight. Place in fridge for an hour or up to a day.

After dough has had time in the fridge, grab it and roll it out on a lightly floured surface to about 1/4 inch thick.

Cut out cookie shapes. If you want to cut out eyes or a few different shapes, remember each cookie needs a top and bottom so even numbers folks.

Place cut out cookies on a baking sheet then into the oven they go.

Bakes and ghostly! Place them on a wire rack to cool and keep baking the rest of the cookies.

While cookies are cooling, make chocolate filling. Super soft, almost melted coconut oil goes in a bowl with vanilla and gets beaten together. Add in the cocoa powder, powdered sugar and pinch of salt and kept beating slowly anding in a bit of milk until the whole shebang comes together into chocolate filling awesomeness.

Ghost filling!

Once the cookies are completely cooled, fill them. The filling might have tightened up a bit so if it is not spreadable, pop into microwave for like 8 seconds to get it to move. Scoop or smear equal amounts of filling onto the bottoms of the cookies and top them off with their tops.

Done, and ready to eat.

Ghosts cookies for all your ghost fueled festivities.

-C

---

Chocolate filled Vanilla Sugar Sandwich Cookies

makes at least 16 sandwich cookies

For the cookies

• 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour

• 3/4 cup white sugar

• 1 teaspoon baking powder

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1 teaspoon vanilla extact

• 2/3 cup soft coconut oil

• 5 tablespoons plant milk (I used almond)

For the filling

• 1 1/2- 2 cups powdered sugar

• 1/3 cup cocoa powder

• 4 tablespoons melted coconut oil

• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

• 2-3 tablespoons plant milk

• 1/8 teaspoon salt

Preheat oven to 350

In a bowl beat together the white sugar with the coconut oil and vanilla extract. Add in the flour, baking powder, and salt and start to mix with a spoon or fork, adding in the milk as you go. Keep mixing until completely incorporated and turns to a ball of dough. Gather together into a ball and wrap in plastic. Pat flat and place into fridge for an hour or up to a day.

To cut out cookies. Roll fridgerated dough out on a floured surface to about 1/2 inch thick. Cut out shapes, making sure to have a top and bottom for each cookie. Gather left over dough into a ball and repeat until all the dough is used.

Place cookies on a baking sheet and bake for 13-15 minutes or until they are just starting to lightly brown around the edges. Remove from oven and place on a wire rack to cook.

For chocolate filling. Beat together the melted coconut oil with vanilla. Add in the lesser amount of powdered sugar, salt, and cocoa powder. Beat on low, adding in 2 tablespoons plant milk. Beat until mixture comes together into a thick but spreadable consistency. If it seems too thick, add more milk, too thin, a little more powdered sugar.

Cookie assembly. 2 cookies at a time. A top and bottom. Spread about a tablespoon of chocolate filling to bottom cookies and pop the top on.

Eat cookies. Store what is not eaten in a airtight container for up to a week, but these ghosts will definitely not last that long.

Pretzel And Potato Chip Chocolate Chunk Cookies

What with all the holiday and family get togethers we have had over here at my house the past few week, we have had quite a few bags of chips and pretzels left over. Always almost empty… Always dumped into the compost because I mean, I am not so keen on seeing bags of little bits of chips and pretzels in the pantry that I know will never get eaten. Plus it is not like I am saving carrots or grapes or anything I would eat, it’s junk food. But still. I hate the food waste. That is why I made these cookies. To not waste food. And because we had people coming over to the house for dinner and I cannot not have something for dessert. That would be just wrong. And lastly because I am pretty sure that chips and pretzel pieces only make a plain chocolate chunk cookie into an amazing sweet and salty cookie that will just blow your mind.

And I was right. I made the cookies, I feed them to the mr, the sister, friends and all the littles and they just couldn’t get enough.

Current thought. I am sitting here typing and have come to the conclusion that I should start a bakery that makes cookies out of people almost empty bags of chips, like a Cheeto dust cookie, or a peanut butter Funyun cookie or chocolate chocolate chip Dorito cookie.

Yes. this is a good idea. Oh man, I am a genius.

But back to theeese cookies. Start with these. I’ll let you know when I open the storefront to Garbage Cookies (that is what I'll call the place) You can stand in line for the peanut butter Funyun cookies. I have a feeling about that flavor. Until then…

To the cookies!

The stuff. The small bowl has flour, baking powder and baking soda. The big bowl has brown and white sugar. Then you need oil, almond milk, vanilla, chocolate chunks, some pretzels and some plain salted potatoes chips.

Start with the wet. Mix the oil, the milk, and the vanilla into the sugars until completely smooth

Whisk together the dry stuff.

Dump dry into wet.

And mix until its a cookie dough. Now here is the thing, you need to stick the dough in the fridge for a couple hours and if you mix in the chips and pretzels now, well I think that might make them extrealemy soggy, so hold off. For now, cover dough and refrigerate for 2-4 hours.

When the time comes for baking, grab the mix ins and with whatever method you chose, crush the chips and pretzels into small bits. (avoid turning into a dust, you want bits)

All salty and crumbly and ready to go

Grab the dough from fridge and dump in the stuff that needs to go in (crushed chips and pretzels and chocolate chunks).

Mix until incorporated.

Scoop dough into balls and place on a baking sheet.

Into the oven and out they come all golden brown and smelling like yes and mmmmmm.

Get those cookies on a wire rack to cool and to free up the baking sheet to keep baking.

Look at this proud cookie. Chips, pretzels, and chocolate chunks all on display.

Now is when you get yourself a plate, pile it up high, and eat.

Remember, sharing is caring so maybe share a cookie or two. (but like you don’t HAVE to)

Stay happy this weekend.

-C

---

Pretzel And Potato Chip Chocolate Chunk Cookies

makes about 2 dozen cookies

• 2 cup all purpose flour

• 1 teaspoon baking soda

• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

• 1/2 cup packed brown sugar

• 1/2 cup white sugar

• 1/2 cup canola oil

• 1 teaspoon vanilla

• 6 tablespoons plant milk

• 1/2 cup crushed potato chip

• 1/2 cup crushed pretzels pieces

• 3/4 cup chocolate chunks or chips

In a large bowl, mix together the sugars, oil, milk, and vanilla until completely combined. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and soda. Dump the dry into the wet and mix until the dough comes together. Gather the dough together in the bowl and cover with plastic and stick in the fridge to rest for at least 2 hour and up to a day.

When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350

Right before you take the dough from fridge, get your chocolate chunks, pretzels, and chips out. If the chips and pretzels are not already in little bits, place them in a bag (just use the chip bag if you have it) and smash with a heavy object until you turn the chips and pretzels into bits. Be carful that you don’t turn it all into a dust, look for small bits. Pull dough from fridge and mix the stuff in. Scoop out balls of dough and place on baking sheets. Bake cookies in oven for 11-12 minutes or until lightly browed. Remove from oven and immediately transfer cookies to a wire rack to cool.

And now you eat.

Store uneaten cookie in a airtight container for up to a week or freeze them but I doubt you will have too. The cookies went fast.

Chocolate Cutout Cookies With Orange Glaze

Currently it is like 50 degrees outside and raining buckets of cats and frogs and what not. I live in Vt for a few reasons, and one of them is winter, so the warm rain is just not nice. Apparently these cookies are the closest thing to snowflakes I will be seeing for a little while…(sad face inserted here) But I am hoping that juuuust maybe it will turn, and all of a sudden it will be snow coming down and not rain. And that it snows and snows and snows, like a foot or 2 of it. I want so much snow that I am stuck in my house for a least a solid 24 hours (of course with the power still on and all the necessities I would need) and the only way out being by foot or sled. And you know what I would do if I was snowed in? Lounge around in my pj’s all day (or at least until like 10 am), have a never emptying cup of hot coffee in hand, play around outside and make a snow fort, and definitely make cookies. Doesn't that just sound so nice?

But I am not snowed in, and wasn’t snowed in and probably will not be snowed in for the foreseeable future. But I can still, and did make cookies so there is that. Chocolate cut out snowflakes with orange glaze to be exact. A good all around chocolate cookie jazzed up with a citrus kick. Simple, elegant and perfect for all of your holiday cookie needs. Plus it is just a really pretty cookie. I just might make a few more batches and liter the front yard with them. I’ll make my own freaking snow, even if it is out of cookies. Then I really wouldn’t be able to leave my house due to the crazy fat squirrels attacking the lawn. That would be something. HA.

To the snowflake cookies! (They can be any shape really, but snowflakes are so nice)

The stuff. Sugar, vegan butter, flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, canola oil, brewed coffee, grind chia seeds, vanilla extract, an orange, and some powdered sugar.

First, mix the ground chia seeds with the coffee for caffeinated chia eggs.

Beat the butter with the sugar to give it a good fluff, then add in the oil, vanilla, and chia eggs to the mix.

Beat until combined.

Place all the dry into a bowl and whisk together until fully incorporated.

Dump the mixed dry into the were and grab a wooden spoon. Start mixing.

Cookie dough is a-formin.

Collect the dough in some plastic and smash into a disk. Place in fridge to rest for at least a few hours, but a day is good too.

Chilled dough, flour, a cookie cutter, and a rolling pin. I think you know what to do. Just really make sure to keep the counter and rolling pin floured or else the dough will stick and that is just so annoying.

Yes this dough is a little delicate, but not in a bad way. It might tear or slightly crumble but you just smoosh it back in there and you are all set. Anyway, after rolling dough out to about 1/2 inch thick, cut cookies out with a well floured cutter.

Cookies on the baking sheet ready for the oven.

Cookies on a baking sheet right out of the oven.

Now those cookies got to cool so get them on a rack.

While cookies are cooling, fix yourself some glaze. The powdered sugar, zest of orange and juice of orange will do the trick.

A good looking glaze. Thick put drizzable consistency.

And to finish. Drizzle the cookies with glaze, dunk the tops in the glaze, or do a little of both (I say both). The glaze does harden after a few minutes so these are very much stackable cookies.

And then what you do with the finished cookies is up to you. I let the mr eat a good few, saved a few for Christmas and dropped some off to some peps. They were well received for sure.

Hope you are enjoying the weekend and are able to get in on some cookie making.

-C

---

Chocolate Cutout Cookies With Orange Glaze

makes about 3 dozen cookies

• 2 1/2 cups flour

• 1/2 cup cocoa powder

• 1 teaspoon baking powder

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1/3 cup vegan butter

• 1/2 cup oil

• 1 cup white sugar

• 1 teaspoon vanilla

• 2 tablespoons ground chia seeds

• 6 tablespoon coffee or water (coffee brings out the chocolate flavor more)

• 1 orange

• 1 cup powdered sugar

In a large bowl, cream together the white sugar and butter until light and fluffy. Add in the oil, vanilla, and coffee chia eggs. Mix until incorporated. In a separate bowl mix together the flour, cocoa. salt. and baking powder. Dump dry into wet and mix until a dough forms. Gather dough into a ball and place in plastic and flatten into a disk. Place in fridge for at least an hour or overnight.

When you are ready to bake, preheat oven to 350

Take dough from fridge and unwrap. Place on a well floured surface and roll until it is about 1/4 inch thick. The dough is delicate and a little crumbly, but don’t worry to much, just squish it back together and keep rolling it out. With a floured cookie cutter, cut your shapes and gently place them on a cookie sheet. Gather remnants of dough back into a ball and re-roll out and cut more cookies until you have used up all the dough. Place cookies into oven and bake for 11-12 minutes or until the cookies have puffed up a bit and the bottoms are slightly browned. Once cookies are cooked, let cool on a wire rack.

While cookies are cooling make the glaze. Mix about a tablespoon of the zest of the orange with the powdered sugar and add in a few tablespoons of the juice of the orange until the glaze is slightly runny. Once cookies are cooled either dip the tops in the glaze or drizzle the glaze on top of cookies (or do some of both). Then eat. If you wait a little while, the glaze will harden and then you can stack them and then if you want, maybe wrap on a few in little packages to give to someone you like. Either way, place uneaten cookies in a airtight container. Should last about a week, but can you not eat them for that long?

Brownie Brownies

Things that run through my mind while I am trying to do annoying paperwork.... I need to repot all my plants. And why is paper made out of trees and not banana peels or avocado skins? And are people really that crazy about avocados that it is now a trend to propose with a ring in a avocado? Apparely it is a thing now and I don't feel very good about it.  And why haven't I made brownies in a long time?

Paperwork set aside, I couldn't repot my plant because I need to get potting soil, I didn't want to think to much more about avocado rings because, blah, but I could make brownies. I did a quick hustle and got all the stuff together. A measure and a mix, a little time in the oven, and then done. Wonder no longer, the brownies were made. And perfect timing too cause a bunch of littles were on their way over to trash my house. Got to have some chocolate sugary things to fuel their madness. Now when to finish all that paperwork......

 This is a good recipe to have on hand because it is simple, doesn't require to have any fancy stuff to make them so I always have the ingredients, and they make the  house smell like chocolate. As far as brownies go, these are more fudgy then cakey. Just so you know. 

The stuff. Cocoa powder, flour, baking powder and salt.  Also some coconut oil, vanilla, sugar, ground chia seeds, coffee, and chocolate chips.  All to become brownies. 

The coca powder, sugar, vanilla, chia seeds, and hot coffee get whisked together with the melted coconut oil (which I melted in the microwave in the bowl first). Whisk it until smooth and lump free. 

I usually mix dry together before I add  it to the wet but I really didn't want to get another bowl so I sprinkle on the baking powder, then the salt, then top wth the flour. Use a rubber spatula to fold the dry into the wet unit just incorporated to avoid over mixing he batter. 

Can't forget the chocolate chips. Fold those chocolate chips into the batter as well.

Pour batter into a well greased and lined pan and pop it into the oven to bake.

20ish minutes later you are looking at a pan of brownies. And when I pulled them out I realized that there was something missing. 

More chocolate and sprinkles.

Melted the chocolate with coconut oil and smothered it all over the suckers and sprinkles on the sprinkles . 

Cut up and ready to go.

Brownie Brownies because because. 

-C

---

Brownie Brownies 

makes and 8x8 pan which could feed anywhere  between 1person to 9 people. 

• 1 cup flour
• 1 cup white sugar
• 3/4 cup cocoa powder
• 2/3 cup melted coconut oil
• 1/2 cup hot coffee
• 2 tablespoons  ground flax or chia seeds
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1/2 cup chocolate chips plus 

Optional chocolate glaze is 1/4 cup chocolate chips and 1 teaspoon coconut oil. And sprinkles to finish.

Preheat oven to 350

Combine the melted coconut oil (I microwaved the coconut oil in the bowl) sugar, cocoa powder, ground chia, vanilla, and hot coffee in a medium bowl. Whisk together until completely combined and smooth. Let sit for a few minutes then add in the flour, baking powder, and salt together and fold in in with a spatula. Once combined, add in chocolate chip and fold those in as well. Be careful not not overmix or you will end up with gummy brownies. 

Grease and line a 8x8 baking pan. and pour/scoop the batter in. Bake for 22-25 minutes or until a test in the middle barely cames out clean. (under baking is better then overtaking)

Remove from oven and let cool completely

To make the chocolate glaze, combine chocolate with coconut oil and microwave for 30 seconds then mix until a smooth consistency. Pour onto cooled brownies, disperse, then cover with sprinkles .

Cut into squares and eat..