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15 Bean and Greens Soup

January 2, 2021 Colleen Stem
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What are you doing today, first weekend of a new year and all.

Me, I am doing what I do every weekend. Clean and make soup! And a few stupid annoying things that I won’t get into…( I hate having to deal with phone shit!)

Anyway lets talk about soup, the best food in the world. You might not think that yourself, and that is just fine, but me, I could, and do, eat soup just about every day (seriously, and I have years of blogging to prove it). It is just so good, well, most soups. Some soups are not good and that is when I do not eat them and nor should you.

This soup just so happens to be a good New Years omen.. Someone just told me beans and greens are good luck to eat at the beginning of a new year so I guess we are in luck. But tell me this, shouldn't I be freaking winning lotteries and shit with the amount of beans and greens I eat all year long? I mean seriously. But back to this soup. A basic 15 bean (or however many types of beans) soup situation. Cooked with a few but delicious veggies, some good spices, a little tomato, and served up whenever it is done and whenever you feel like eating it. A great soup to pop onto the stove, blast the tunes, get into a cleaning grove and basically ignore, and come back to it whenever you are feeling hungry. I mean, what better then to finish off a crazy deep clean and organize of all the closets plus wiping down every single surface in the house (including all the baseboard and window trim) and scrubbing toilets, then with a big ass bowl of warm beans and greens soup. This. This is a good day to me. And don’t say that you wouldn't love it too…but in case you wouldn’t don’t at me and you do you.

Now to the lucky beans and greens soup and maybe some New Years cleaning (or however you want to send your time!)

The stuff. A 15 bean mixture that has been soaking in water overnight, tomato puree, a carrot and and onion, parsnip and celeriac, a couple cloves of garlic, a bunch of collard greens, spices (cumin, paprika, chili powder, red pepper, oregano, and ginger), apple cider vinegar, and salt and pepper.

Basically the only work needed done, to dice it all up. Small dice the onion, carrot, parsnip and celeriac, mince the garlic, and then thinly shill up the collard greens.

Toss it all into a big pot with the spices and a cup or so of water and place on medium heat to start to cook.

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Once veggies have become fragrant and are slightly tender, dump in the soaked beans!

Add water and bring to a boil. Once boiling, reduce to a medium heat and pop a lid on it. Let cook for about an hour.

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And once the beans become tender, dump in the vinegar and tomato puree. Mix it all up, add another cup or so water, and keep in cooking

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Soup, with all the beans, DONE. And so so good.

And basically you jest serve it up whenever you want and eat it. Bread makes a great accompaniment.

Happy New Year!

-C


15 Bean and Greens Soup

  • 2 cups dried bean mixture (can use any number of bean mixture that you want) that has been soaking for a least a few hours but overnight is good

  • 2 teaspoons cumin

  • 1 teaspoon each paprika, chili powder, ginger, oregano

  • 1/2 teaspoon chili flakes

  • a medium onion

  • 2-3 cloves garlic

  • 2 1/2-3 cups total of small diced carrot, celeriac, and or parsnip

  • a small bunch of collard greens (or kale)

  • 1 1/2 cups tomato puree

  • 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar

  • salt and pepper

  • 7-9 cups water

Start by small dicing up the onion, mincing that garlic, and small dicing up the carrot, celeriac, and parsnip. Dump it all into a large heavy bottom pot along with about a cup of water and all the spiced. Cut the collard greens into thin strips and toss those in too. Put on stove on medium heat and cook for 7-10 minutes or until it comes fragrant and the veggies seems to be tender. Dump in presoaked beans and 6-7 cups water (make sure beans are fully submerged) and bring whole pot to a boil. Once boiling, reduce to a medium heat and place cover on pot. Cook for an hour or so and then add in the tomato puree and vinegar. Add in another cup or two of water and cook for another 1/2 hour to 45 minutes (longer if you want. You can cook and set on simmer and leave on stove for a few hours. Just add more water when needed and stir occasionally) or until all the beans are tender and completely cooked. Season with salt and pepper and then serve.

Left overs should be stored in fridge for a week or so or can be frozen for a few months.

In soups/stews/chilis, Vegetables, Vegan Tags 15 beans and greens soup, soup, vegan, beans, pulses, protein, New Years, grain free, dairy free, gluten free, heathy, plant based, easy, dinner, all day, greens, collard greens, vegetarian, vegetable
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Sautéed Beet Greens and Onions

July 11, 2020 Colleen Stem
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The short of it is, people, stop wasting your beet greens!

The long of it is that I went to pick up my farm share this week and ooh lovely we got bunch beets. Bunched beets are my favorite becuase when they come bunched, they come with the greens and I can honestly say that the greens are some of my favorites. So I grabbed my bunched beets and continued picking up the rest of my veggies. As I tuned the corner I passed the compost. Know what I saw? Beet greens. People were grabbing there beets and ripping the greens off and tossing them into the compost. Oh that just pissed me off. First because it still shocks me that people don’t realize they can, and should, eat the greens but more because I wish they just left the greens in the extras pile. I would have gladly taken them home. I almost went into the compost but there was some gross stuff in there and plus there was a line of people waiting patiently to get the to cucumbers. I had to walk away.

Oh how I can’t stand wasted food!

So now that we all know that beet greens are food and are amazing, you might ask how do you eat beet greens? Any way you want really, but you can use them like any other green. They are kind of like chard orkale, but more beety and are just really really good. One on my favorite and simple things to do is beet greens sautéed with garlic and ginger and a little soy with thinly sliced vinegary onions. Fast, easy, and tasty as hell.

There you go. Now never waste your beet greens again. Or if you don’t want them you can give them to me!

Now to the beet greens!

The stuff. A bunch of beet greens (you don’t need the beets) an onion (Or 2 really small onions) soy or aminos, garlic, ginger, red wine vinegar, and a splash of oil.

First, thinly slice onion and place into a bowl. Dump in the vinegar and toss around.

Grab the beet greens and cut the leafy parts from the stem. Chop the stems up into small pieces.

Place stems into a skillet with a tiny splash of oil and water and cook on medium heat.

Mince up garlic and ginger.

Once stems are tender, toss in the garlic and ginger and mix around. Keep on heat.

Now grab the greens and rough chop into smaller pieces

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Once the garlic and ginger becomes fragrant, toss in the greens and stir in until wilted. Once wilted, dump in the soy and mix around. cook for another minute or so then remove from heat.

Toss in the onions and mix around.

Now just eat. From skillet or grab a bowl. You do you.

-C


Sautéed Beet Greens and Onions

serves 1-3

  • 1 bunch of beet greens

  • 1 regular sized onions (or 2 very small onions)

  • 2 cloves garlic

  • inch piece of fresh ginger

  • 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar

  • 1-2 tablespoons soy, tamari, or aminos

  • a splash of oil.

  • a splash of water

First, if there are beets attached to the greens, cut them off and save them for later.

Take the onion and slice into very thin pieces, place into a bowl, and toss them with the vinegar. Set aside.

Grab greens and cut the leafy parts from the stem. Cut the stem up into little pieces and toss into a skillet with a splash of oil and a splash of water. Set on medium heat to cook. While cooking, mince garlic and ginger and once the stems become tender, toss garlic and given into the pan and mix around. Keep on heat. Now grab greens and give them a good rough chop then toss them into skillet once the garlic and ginger become fragrant. Mix around until wilted. Once wilted, add in the soy and mix. Cook for another minutes or so then remove from heat. Toss in the onions with the vinegar. And that is it. And now you eat.

In quick and easy, salad, Vegetables, Vegan Tags Sautéed Beet Greens and Onions, beets, greens, bitters, vegan, gluten free, plant based, healthy, onion, summer, food, dinner, salad, side
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Beans and Greens on Toast

March 21, 2020 Colleen Stem
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It was a toss up this week. Share this recipe or share home remedies for flatulence!!!! Mah haha! (But honestly, should I share some home remedies for bloating and the toots?)

Ok, so we all know what is going on in the world at the moment and jeezm fuck. I’ll leave it at that.

Word on the streets (or in the news) is that everyone and their mom went out the past few weeks and stock piled a shit ton of food, especially beans. And you know what, that’s cool because beans are amazing and sometimes the silver lining behind bad shit is that you discover something magical. Like beans.

But there is also the issue of all the food people stocked up on in a slight frenzy and might not have had exact intentions for it. Maybe some greens? Did you buy greens? Are they, right now, sitting in your fridge, maybe a little sad, getting neglected because you have been binge eating up the rest of the girl scout cookies like what?

Well maybe this is a good time to use those greens before they go completely bad and you end up tossing them. Even though shit is mad crazy right now, we need to get perspective, especially on food. Waste is preventable. You don’t need to be that person. If you bought it, you for sure better be eating it.

But let me be clear. This is not just a recipe to use up greens and beans because you have to. No no no. These beans and greens are so freaking delicious. It is spring after all and greens are so bountiful and amazing right now. All I want to do is stuff handfuls of the tender green things into my mouth. After months of roots on top of roots, I could gladly eat nothing but greens for the next month. (Until all the other spring veggies start growing!)

This dish is quick and easy and tasty as AF. You can use any type of bean that you have, pretty much any greens you have, and any bread you have. As for the tahini sauce that gets drizzled on top, if you don’t have tahini, you can make it with another nut butter or just use some other dressing situation. It really is that simple and adaptable. And delicious and nutritious. All the boxes are checked!✔️

Now to the beans and greens on toast!

The stuff. Beans, greens. bread, tahini, an onion, a lemon, a little garlic powder, salt and pepper, and olive oil.

Chop onion.

Onions into a skillet with a touch of oil. Cook until soft.

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Once onions are soft, toss in the beans! Keep on heat and cook for a few minutes.

And lastly the greens. Right on in, just mix then around and let them wilt down to your preferable wiltedness.

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Tahini sauce. All you do is mix the thin with lemon, garlic, a little pinch of salt and pepper, and water until it is creamy.

Lastly, toast the bread. I used a skillet but use the toaster or oven. Whatever you want to do.

And that is it. Toast on plate, pile on the beans and greens and get that tahini sauce drizzled also over!

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Now eat. And revel in the greatness of all the good that is now in your mouth!

Stay safe and healthy and aware!

-C


Beans and Greens on Toast

Serves 1

  • 2 cups cooked or canned beans (I used navy but any bean will work)

  • 2-3 large handfuls of greens (I used a mixture of spinach, kale, and chard, but again, any green will do, even romaine or spring mix)

  • 1 small onion

  • 2 pieces of bread

  • a lemon (you can sub a tablespoon vinegar if you don’t have a lemon)

  • a tablespoon or so water

  • a clove of garlic minced or a pinch of garlic powder

  • olive oil

  • salt and pepper

First dice up the onion and toss into a medium sized skillet with a drizzle of olive oil and a pinch of salt. Place on medium heat and cook until soft which should take about 5-6 minutes. Once cooked, add in the beans and stir around.

Let those hang out for a few minutes and start the toast. I think you can figure out how to make toast so I will let you do that. Also make the tahini sauce. Mix the tahini, the juice of the lemon, garlic, and a pinch of salt and pepper together until completely incorporated. Drizzle in enough water to thin it out to a drizzle-able consistency.

After beans and onions have had the past few minutes to warm and cook, toss in all the greens and a splash of water. Cook for another minutes to 2 or until greens have wilted.

Grab a plate, place toast on plate, pile the beans and greens on toast then drizzle all the tahini sauce on top. Season with salt and pepper if needed.

Smile and then eat.

In beans, bread, dinner, Vegan, Vegetables Tags beans, greens, toast, no waste, vegan, food, healthy, dried beans, canned beans, white beans, pulses, gluten free, protein, plant based, healthy dinner, quick and easy, spring, greens about to go bad, fresh greens, food recipes, dairy free
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Sautéed Cumin Ginger Chard with Pickled Onions

July 20, 2019 Colleen Stem
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I am on a major swiss chard kick. Like I am eating it all day, every day. And I don’t know if it the heat or what, but the other night I was laying in bed, super hot mind you, and couldn't keep my mind from racing. All I could think about was swiss chard and how much I love it and all the ways I want to eat it. Yeah, I know, but that is my brain so what can I do? Anyway, I finally fell asleep, and when I did it was dreams of chard and rainbows and all sorts of colorful things that I cannot remember anymore. I do know I woke up hungry. And with a plan for lunch.

I will just tell you now, this chard situation is sooooo good! And besides me being on a major chard kick, I am also on a ginger and cumin kick and an onion kick as well so it just made sense to make something with them all together. Tender and gingery cumin-y chard with crispy pickled onions. Seriously, is your mouth watering yet? I have made it twice in the past few day and I plan on making it a whole bunch more. So freaking good!

If you like chard, or don’t know if you do (you probably do), this is a great way to enjoy it. You will not be disappointed.

Now to the chard.

The stuff. A bunch of chard in a few different colors, a medium onion, a chunk of fresh ginger, cumin seeds, white wine vinegar, and salt and pepper.

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First and the sooner the better, cut onion up into very thin pieces and place into a bowl with vinegar, a pinch of salt, and a splash of water. Toss onions around and let sit, for at least 20 minutes, or if you think of it and can make it happen, do it a few hours in advance. . The longer the onions sit in the vinegar the better.

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Ginger. If you haven’t grated it yet, do that.

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Remove the stems from the greens of the chard then chop the stems into small pieces.

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Now here we go. First, before anything, place the cumin seeds into the dry skillet and place on medium heat to toast for a couple minutes, Then add in the grated ginger, the chard stems, a pinch of salt, and about 1/2 a cup of water. Stir around. Keep on medium heat and let cook until the chard stems start to become tender. If all the water evaporates out before they are done cooking, add a little more.

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Now chop up the chard greens.

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Greens go into the skillet with the stems and a little more water. Cook the greens down until all wilted and lovey and delicious.

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Dump the cooked chard into a bowl or on a place and mix in all the pickled onions. Drizzle with a little of the left over vinegar from the onions.

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All there is left to do now is add a lot of cracked pepper and grab a fork.

My dreams come true…..Ha.

-C


Sautéed Cumin Ginger Chard with Pickled Onions

Serves 1 as a meal or 3-4 as a side

  • I bunch (around a pound) Swiss chard Any color or a mixture of colors))

  • 1 mediam onion (red or white)

  • about an inch or so fresh ginger (1 tablespoon grated)

  • 1 tablespoon cumin seeds

  • 1/3 cup white or red wine vinegar

  • salt and pepper

  • around 1 cup water

Grab the onion and slice it very thinly into rings or half rings. Place in a bowl and add the vinegar plus a pinch of salt and about 1/4 cup of water. Toss around and set aside for at least 20 minutes. If you think of it, do this a few hours before sautéing the chard. The longer the onions sit in the vinegar, the better.

When you are ready to cook it, grab the chard and remove the stems from the greens. Cut the stems into small little pieces. Grab a big skillet and place on medium heat. Add in the cumin seeds and let toast for a few minutes and while that is happening, grate the ginger. Once cumin is toasted, add in the chard stems, the ginger, and about 1/2 cup of water. Keep on medium heat and cook until the stems are slightly tender. Should take 8 or so minutes. If the water completely evaporates before cooked, add in a little more.

And the greens. roll them up together and slice them into thin pieces. Add all the greens to the skillet with tender stems. Add in a splash more water if needed and a pinch of salt. Mix around and cook for another 4-5 minutes or until the greens are completely wilted. Remove from heat and dump the chard into a bowl or on a plate. Take the onions, remove from the liquid and mix together with the chard. Drizzle a tiny bit of the left over vinegar from he onions on top. Cover with cracked pepper.

Eat. Hot, room temperature, or cold. It fantastic any way.

In Vegetables, Vegan, summer, side dish, salad, quick and easy Tags Sautéed Cumin Ginger Chard With Pickled Onions, Swiss chard, vegan, plant based, gluten free, whole foods, healthy, no oil, salad, greens, easy, chard salad, pickled onions
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Radish Greens Pesto

June 24, 2017 Colleen Stem

The radishes in my garden have gone from these tiny little wisps of green to a freaking jungle of greens with bright red bulbs bursting through the dirt. Ah, radishes., those little red balls of zesty crisp goodness that grow like crazy in the garden. They are no fuss, no joke, toss them seeds into the grown and bam, you get you some radishes. No matter how crappy of a gardener you might think you are, I bet you could grow you some radishes no problem. 

And with those radishes comes a butt load of greens, the greens that everyone seems to just toss away which is crazy because the greens are so good. They are tender and zippy and make for great eating. I usually just toss them into salads or whatever but I guess I went a little overboard with the planting of the radishes and I have so so so many radishes all ready to be pulled now with so so so many greens that need to be eaten. So pesto. Fresh early summer, tangy and bright green goodness. It is super tasty and great. Definitely anew favorite and a great way to use up your radish greens. 

The stuff. Lemon, olive oil, garlic, walnuts, salt and pepper and a bunch of radish greens.

Pretty freaking simple here. Stick garlic, and walnuts into the bottom of the blender and give that a pulse or two.  (I would have used my food processor but the new blade has yet to arrive). Add in all the greens, the juice of lemons, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Turn on low and stream in a oil. You might need to push down greens to get them into the blenders vortex.

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And once it's all blended you have pesto.

Pour it into a jar and it's ready to go.

Eat it any way you eat your pesto.

Enjoy

-C


Radish Greens Pesto

Makes about 2 cups

  • 4ish cups radish greens (I used the greens from about 10 radishes)
  • 1-2 lemons
  • 3/4 cup toasted walnuts
  • 4 cloves garlic
  • about 1/2 cup olive oil
  • salt and pepper

Stick walnuts, garlic and the juice of the lemons into a food processor or blender. Give it a pulse or two. Add in a pinch of salt ans pepper then the greens. Turn on blender and stream in olive oil. You might need to stop a few times to push the greens down. Blend until combines. Taste and season with more salt and pepper to taste.

Pour finishes pesto into a jar. Eat with pasta, use as dip, smear on toast, dollop in soup. Eat it however you like.

Lasts for a week or two in fridge and freezes really well .

In Dairy Free, Raw, sauce, quick and easy, summer, Vegetables, Vegan Tags radish greens, radish, greens, fresh, easy, plant based, pesto, radish green pesto, vegan, gluten free, local, garden
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